Murugeshpalya, 25 July 2006: After an eternity spent alone, morose and bitter, the uncle from the previous decade (known to us as Abesh) has finally found himself a girlfriend - or so he says. Rumours (from the horses mouth) claim that she is a real female, and is bong, and sweet, and full of sugar and spice, and... you get the picture. Initial reactions from duly informed junta have mostly centred around the theme: "Is she a girl? Really??", which seems to originate from the complementary albeit silent thought: "Which girl on earth will go out with this langur?". PGK however provided moral support by stating "She's bong? Then she has to be hot!".
Even though the relationship has been sealed (without a kiss), there is some considerable doubt whether the uncle's juvenile behaviour will keep it that way. Pointers in that direction are the uncle's fascination for all things live-in, jeans and relationships included. However, a small chat with Mando and Cyborg at Mando's place, has enlightened the uncle of the possibility of spending another eternity (alone, morose and bitter) without a girlfriend if he continues to pursue his quest for "an enlightened relationship with the process of procreation but without it's results".
While a certain amount of skepticism has been placed on the existence of this angel, the 12th of August will reveal all. For the sake of anonymity (and since we have nothing against the Esmeralda who gave our hunchback uncle another shot at life) we shall not reveal her name.
Furthur questions can be directed to the uncle (I like this new name way better than his self-christened "Error"), who can be found on orkut.
**** Update ****
While one knows that bongs in general can be hot-headed, a certain amount of care must be taken not to anger the uncle (especially because of his unused thing..lance..whatever). And not making fun of his girl is not enough - targeting him alone will invite his wrath. However, gay jokes about him will still be taken in good spirit. In the true spirit of journalism (and so that we are not stabbed to death in our sleep) we shall continue to avoid any sort of slander against the angel.
The truth shall set you free, but populist essays can be much more entertaining...
Thursday, July 27, 2006
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You Dawg !!!
Ho ho ho... too good!!
:D mmmmm... interesting.. nice.. any more links to esmeralda?? on orkut?? any luuck?
Amazing post, I say!
By the way, that statement of mine may hardly be construed as "providing moral support". I am a strong follower of the All-Bong-girls-are-hot school of thought but that does not extend to Bong males and systematically excludes other Bong-based primate lifeforms. Preity Zinta might be hot but it required a Saif Ali Khan to convince her to a live-in. :)
Besides, Cyborg and I have previously been at the receiving end of Abesh lurid tales of his encounters with the fairer sex- "Uncle's Unbelievables" , as we call it. :) So, I am inclined to take this so-called relationship with a grain of salt.
Links to see - about Bongs in general:
http://greatbong.net/2005/07/18/hottie-hottie-bong-bong/
http://greatbong.net/2006/07/26/inner-chamber-of-ritu-porno/
The Wilde Man
@Adi: Please contact the uncle. The damsel is indeed on orkut, and there are few photos of her. I'm sure he will to guide you to her profile - which will now be reporting lots of unknown and rather unwelcome visitors. Considering that that is all he has to live (and die by) right now, her being cute must have come as an additional blessing.
@The wilde man: I read the ritu-porno post. e-mazing I zay! Man, that guy has some fascination for pondy (even after being married). Maybe we have to fill in Esmeralda on the "Uncle's Unbelievables". After that he will be wishing that they really were unbelievable! ;)
@cyborg: waiting for your post :)
He he he, My initial reactions were " Chat mat ! Dont crap ! " He told that he is serioys and I believed him for a second and again got back tio the previous school of thought. I was planning a post on thisand I will post sumtime abt it ;). I wont believe that its actually happening till I see them tie the knot :)
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